Saturday, January 21, 2017

Laughs. Lights. Sleep. Repeat.

Prior to our move, the thought of the Christmas Season 2016 appeared quite bleak.  Not that Naysia and I don't make the most of all situations, but it was set to be the first season away from our Arizona family and friends.  Two very special people turned that around for us.

Grace to the Nations was our Tucson church home.  Over the years that we attended we were blessed with opportunities to build new relationships.  As a result Michael "Thanksgiving" and I were able to build a friendship.  I have to be honest--when we moved and he said he'd come out to visit, I didn't believe him.  I was overcome with delight when he shared his December travel plans....and over the moon when it was agreed upon that my sister Imaunii was coming too!  I was slightly concerned about them being bored during the week.  As a new kid on the block at work I wasn't able to take significant time off to host properly.  Michael reassured me that he'd be fine during my work day and I was kindly reminded by Naysia that she and Imaunii would be awake all night giggling and asleep all day.

December 4--Naysia and I spent the day following their journey as they checked in numerous times on Facebook.  I was overcome with joy when Imaunii called to tell me they were at the front gate trying to get in.  I couldn't run through parking lot fast enough to get to them.  I climbed in the back seat and within minutes the car was unloaded, us girls were squealing, Facebook status' were updated and we got comfy. 
 
December 5--Deck the halls we did!  We unpacked the Christmas tree and fa-la-la-la-la'd the night away.  We donned our pajama pants and onesies, blasted tunes to make the season bright, broke ornaments, stayed warm thanks to the Netflix fireplace movie and watched classic Christmas cartoons.  On the menu was my world famous mac and cheese, bourbon meatballs, and chocolate chip cookies.  Santa's elves were quite envious of our jolly good time. 

December 6--One of my favorite things to do when we have company is to take folks to the Riverwalk.  I have a new experience every time we go and this night was no exception.  We took a ride on the River Boat tour, went gaga over the Christmas light strung in the trees, and admired the Hilton's red/green tree illuminated on the building.  We spent a considerable amount of time near the tree at The Alamo and had an awesome photo shoot at the Bexar County Courthouse.  The laugh for the night was Naysia's fear of the duck that got too close while we enjoyed our Ghiradelli hot chocolate.  

December 7--Naysia was eager to introduce Imaunii to her Pearl Street growth group so we were downtown again this night.  While the girls were getting their fill of The Word, Michael and I strolled around The Pearl.  We window shopped, walked along the San Antonio River, and enjoyed ice cream at Lick.  The girls in tow we stopped at University of Incarnate Word.  The light display there was breathtaking!  

December 8--An interesting thing happened on this day.  It got cold, very cold.  Our plans to go to Zoo Lights were altered and we ended up at Incredible Pizza Company....30 minutes before closing.  We agreed on Chinese and had dinner at Phoenix Chinese Cafe and afterwards rode out to Windcrest to admire the decorated homes (much like Winterhaven). 

December 9--Thankfully, I was able to take the day off. Wanting to bless my Tucson fam with Christmas goodies, I started the morning making cookie dough.  Ann aka Ann Whataburger eventually joined us for the days festivities.  First stop was the Incredible Pizza Company.  The building is a former grocery store turned entertainment extravaganza!  There are several themed areas for to enjoy the available buffet items.  We chose the "high school gym".  On one screen cartoons, on the other sports--perfect for families.  After eating we raced Go Carts where Ann spanked us all.  We reloaded our game cards several times--video games, air hockey and the XD Theatre were tons of fun.  Following that we strolled the Japanese Tea Garden grounds and ended our evening with a HILARIOUS game of Heads Up.  I took Ann home and along the day realized that Naysia baby was sick.  The night was a rather quiet one nursing her and watching some TV. 

December 10--Our last day together.  Seeing as Michael is a huge fan of the film we had to go to The Wonderland of the Americas mall for the Nightmare Before Christmas fest.  We lunched there, did a little shopping, and watched some belly dancing.  Naysia's illness and another cold, misty day put a damper on things. Back home we went for more nursing, baking--and for Imaunii and Michael--packing.  Later that day Michael and I toured the grounds at the McNay Art Museum where we clowned around, got to know our inner statue selves, and took lots of pictures.  Our hopes to view the city from the Tower of the Americas was shut down by the mist.  We ended the night after a trip to Barnes and Noble and last minute shopping for snacks and medication. 

December 11--The car carefully packed, gassed up the night before they were ready to go. We stood in the living room, hands linked, hearts lifted to God we thanked him: For the protection on the road here and back home, for the experiences we had, for his goodness and mercy and for his healing power over Naysia.  I couldn't help but cry a little as they drove away.  As the day went on
Naysia and I spent the day following their journey as they checked in numerous times on Facebook.  I was overcome with gratefulness when my mom called to tell me they were home.  

Thank you Michael and Imaunii for making our season bright.

 


Saturday, January 14, 2017

Slim Bug Killa

Several years ago, while attending a conference of some sort, I stopped by a table peddling their pest control skills.  I didn't stop because I needed their service, instead I wanted....needed in fact, the extra large fake roach.  As I drove home from Phoenix I laughed maniacally as I thought about the pranks we would play.  And we did!  The faux roach was carefully placed on toilet seats, pillow tops, and in cereal bowls to name a few.  There's a well known phrase that says everything is bigger in Texas.  Roaches are not exempt.

Our sleep schedules are a mess.  Naysia sleeps all day and stays up all night.  Vice versa for me.  I'm typically in bed by 10, with the door open.  My little night owl is usually great about trying to keep it down, but once in awhile I can hear the microwave beep about 2am, or her giggling while she looks at God knows what online. 

I was startled, disoriented, and angry when the phone rang at 230am and it was Naysia calling.  My first thought was she sneaked out of the house and was stuck somewhere.  I answered the phone:
Me: What's wrong
Nays: Mom, come here!
Me: What?! Where are you?
Nays: In my room, come here!
Me: WHAT?! WHY?
Nays: JUST COME HERE!!!

As I opened my bedroom door she was standing there.  

Me: (yelling) What Is Wrong?
Nays: Go look in my bathroom
Me: Why? (still yelling)
Nays: Go look in my bathroom

I ain't gonna lie...I was mad as I stood in her bathroom looking in the sink at a roach that was at least 6 feet tall!  Seriously, this put our extra large fake roach to shame.  It was on it's back, doing the "help me twirl" they all do.  What I knew was that Naysia wasn't just calling me to admire its girth, but to remove it like I usually do. In my bed hair, nightgown and mismatched socks, I refused.  

Me:  I'm not doing it
Nays: Why not?
Me: Because.  I do it all the time
Roach: Twirling in the sink
Nays: Mom, please?  I'll give you $5
Me: No, what's gonna happen when you grow up and live on your own?
Nays: (tears in her eyes) Please don't make me
Me: I'm going back to bed
Nays: Fine, stay with me please...where's the bug spray

The show was hilarious.  She suited up in a hoodie and work out pants.  She stood at least 2 feet away from the sink and sprayed bug killer all over the place.  The roach, indestructible, continued to twirl in the sink.  I remained a spectator as she ditched the spray and began throwing paper towels in the sink to cover it up.  She strategically placed the garbage can near the sink and tried to figure out how to grab the roach without seeing it or actually touching it. I was laughing so hard I cried as she shrieked and jumped. 

I remembered having a reacher/grabber tool tucked away.  She used it to slide the mountain of paper towels out of the sink and into the trashcan.  And wouldn't you know it, the roach fell out!!  We both screamed and broke out in laughter again.  It had been disabled and couldn't get away.  She repeated the process with the towels and she eventually got it in the garbage.  

By the time the adventured ended we had music playing, eaten a snack, scrubbed her bathroom free of pesticides, a thunderstorm met us as we went to the dumpster, had a photo shoot and Naysia gained a new name, Slim Bug Killa.